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absoluticris: in the super bowl party im hosting, we are starting this drinking game at kickoff...

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:18:41 -0700

in the super bowl party im hosting, we are starting this drinking game at kickoff and will adjust drinking to prevent drinking deaths at the minimum.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME:

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1

2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1

3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1

4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1

5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3

6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5

7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds..

8.. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”

9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1

10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer

11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1

12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor

13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1

14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Super bowl victory, drink 1

15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1

16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2

17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.

18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “BULL****!”

19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 1.

20.. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.

21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling “Who dat!” Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.

22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.

23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face

Other Rules not involving the Saints:
1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1
2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti , drink 1
3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1

As a drinking game fan, I approve of this message. As a non-sports fan, I still approve of this message although I am Googling all of the names and references.

Shavedneck - arizona hardcore punk rock flyer archive 1982-1984

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:27:23 -0700

Shavedneck - arizona hardcore punk rock flyer archive 1982-1984:

A link to a link to a link leads me home again.

Violent Femmes - Tucson’s The Backstage 5-3-83

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:25:55 -0700

Violent Femmes - Tucson’s The Backstage 5-3-83

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Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:55:00 -0700

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"10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment"

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:22:54 -0700

“10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment”

- Zarius One » Blog Archive » 100 Interesting Science Facts

"[Rand’s] books don’t feel like novels. They feel like the revenge fantasies of the 12..."

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:17:00 -0700

“[Rand’s] books don’t feel like novels. They feel like the revenge fantasies of the 12 year old fat kid who everyone picks on and nobody befriends as he silently fumes in study hall, doodling violence in the margins of his notebook and hatching a plot to make everyone worship him or else.”

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YTMND - Luke, we’re gonna have company!

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:38:59 -0700

YTMND - Luke, we’re gonna have company!

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Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:23:44 -0700

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Consecutive tweets on my phone. Great fun.

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:01:02 -0700

Consecutive tweets on my phone. Great fun.

Conan Says Goodbye with Will Ferrell & Freebird

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:12:50 -0700

Conan Says Goodbye with Will Ferrell & Freebird:

Coco chokes up and so do I for a sec…

"During the rescue a [helicopter] crew member noticed an elderly man stuck in a tree. Jackson said..."

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:39:56 -0700

“During the rescue a [helicopter] crew member noticed an elderly man stuck in a tree. Jackson said the man was homeless and living at the bottom of the river. Crews were able to lift him to safety as well.”

- SERENDIPITY

rescued

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Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:35:10 -0700

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A storm thrusts its way into Arizona. It looks very very wet.

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:10:04 -0700

A storm thrusts its way into Arizona.

It looks very very wet.

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Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:15:00 -0700

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In the Booth (photo booth photos)

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:05:54 -0700

In the Booth (photo booth photos)

Wtf Photos From Old Times - Do While

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:27:22 -0700

Wtf Photos From Old Times - Do While

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A.B.C. - Always Be Cobbling

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:11:51 -0700

A.B.C. - Always Be Cobbling

"Fear is a natural reaction to moving closer to the truth.” -Pema Chodron"

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:10:48 -0700

““Fear is a natural reaction to moving closer to the truth.” -Pema Chodron”

- December 16, 2009 | tinybuddha.com

— sorry ‘bout getting all deep an sht

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Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:28:47 -0700

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