Half a fortnight.
Started with being snowed in up North, having to navigate icy roads while all the time wishing my truck had 4WD like my much manlier wife’s truck. (boy does that sentence read poorly; keeping it)
Then I visited the doctor about a lingering pain, he then touched my balls one at a time and proceeded to tell me my urine sample had blood in it. (“hernia check” my ass, CAT scan next week)
Then my son saw a strange man walk through the back yard and pepper-spray my startled, incontinent Mastiff. (strange tale indeed, need a second dog because no one can defend against two Mastiffs with just one spray can; then again I would rather the house be robbed than to have to pick up that much incontinent Mastiff poo)
Finally today, all of the logins and passwords were compromised at work, and obviously there is no easy way to reset 90,000 passwords in a timely manner. We learned that of those 90,000 some will accept their downtime, some will ask nicely for an update, and some will freak the fuck out about it. (but geek teamwork … boy I tell you, nothing unites like a common “Holy Shit!”)
“I can’t wait to see what tomorrow will bring,” he said not meaning a word of it. He then apologized for his poor exposition about his recent half a fortnight.
