June 2008
154 posts
Wii knee. See what I did there?
my youth has gone tits up. sounds like a good thing but it’s not.
May 2008
91 posts
NOT MY BROTHER →
NOT ME →
single sheet of 8.5x11, pen, phone is all I need. maybe a secretary to read my email aloud. must have voice like lou reed.
An electronic courtesy flush generator could save millions of gallons of water every year. Patent Pending.
Do you know what is more fun then taking a 1 year old to the ER for stitches? EVERYTHING. Also, bloody shirt.
Gas is $4 so _now_ you ride a bike, and you couldn’t before because? Get outta my bike lane, Pokey McSlow.
ukulele is the new stratocaster, fixed gear bikes the new brown acid
road trips remind me that I am, at heart, not a city boy. dirty bathrooms FTW. also, beef jerky.
road trip with the wife. introduced her to and she laughed at YLNT. sooo hot.
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Are you ready for crotchnacho?
Good, but we...
_Really_ putting the bathroom fan to the test.
Loving Mario kart Wii. It allows me to live a lifelong dream - to crush the fuck out of a monkey driving a motorized baby carriage.
Volunteering services as bodyguard to BO after HC threats. Wait, his initials are BO? Switching vote to JM. Nah, that has no pop. Voting RP.
you know you are drunk when you spend 10 minutes trying to turn on the bathroom light because … wait for it … IT IS ALREADY ON
I’m the elephant elevator operator. If you know what that is, I pity you.
http://twitpic.com/1ear - Back of my office door
I am walking to lunch and I swear this light rain is 10% snow.
twitter: shortwave radio for the deaf
let’s get a pool of money together to get me on “So you think you can dance” so I can show the world the Fish Schtick. I have an in with Fox
to the stranger that texted my phone with “do you have terrance and augs number, i’m a sexy beast” answer: no.
http://twitpic.com/1d92 - Better. 60 degrees cooler than last time.
7 point fonts are cooler though. you have achieved blind pulchritude.
I can tell this webapp is cool because its default font is 9 point gerifruitimond.
guy in the restroom with the stall door not closed all the way: 1) ewww 2) you are sending mixed signals, proposition or heart attack?
Biking to work with Steely Dan: Oh Michael Oh Jesus you know I’m not to blame You know my reputation for playing a good clean game
always been a roy clark fan myself, puts allan holdsworth to shame, with only half the reach http://tinyurl.com/ys8wm2
unabashedly loving google docs right now.
favorite’n my own tweets, in case I need to find ‘em in a hurry. Ole! Superman.
Twitter for the obsessive/compulsive: type exactly 140 characters, delete them/never hit update, repeat. Worry about what might have been.
Learning CSS. OK not learning so much as stealing and adding blue my favorite color. And not CSS so much as using an app that does it for me
I am suspecting that twitter is throttling my bandwidth because I am not in bay area. Racists.
http://twitpic.com/1bxv - enjoying the windy change in weather. front porch. beer. wireless. paradise.
ate lunch at taco bell alone, wait - how does this meme go? anywho changing handle to @lonlelytaco