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I have the weirdest boner right now.

Posted 4 days ago

You should never dress up a bait-and-switch by telling your customers “OMG you guru.”

Were I to use that extra space, what happens to that data 24 months from now? Am I upgraded to Maharishi then extorted?

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Lesson

I just wrote about 500 words in this text box, accidentally refreshed the page, and lost it all. Do not use the web interface for real work. So bummed. I may try to re-write it all later.

Posted 5 days ago
Getroued met Mr. Min, gemis deur min

Lyrics For Jack Parow’s – ‘Eksie Ou’

This line drops perhaps the most perfect syncopated meter of any rap song ever.

Listen here - marker at 1:57.

Posted 5 days ago

Hey drunks!

liquiddiamonds:

I’m looking for ideas for good (not Michelob Ultra) drinks that are light-ish on alcohol content and summery. Do you have any favorites?

I’m asking for my face.

La paloma. A low-cal way to get shitty:

A good silver tequila, diet Squirt and a little lime juice.

80 proof tequila is 64 calories/oz. So half a bottle is still within a daily calorie intake if you skip a meal. (not that I would suggest anything that extreme)

Good tequila = 100% agave.

Cheap + good= el Jimador.

La Paloma is the most popular tequila-based cocktail in Mexico!

Posted 6 days ago

Outstanding in his class. on Flickr.

I mean, can you imagine how large my grocery bill is?


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